Everybody, July 13th is Nice Day.
Teacher!
What?
On Nice Day, Mr. Gokuu will come!
What?
He came!
Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba!
Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba
Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba!
Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba Rumba
samayou sugata wa sanagara Rumba
Your wandering figure looks as if it were dancing the Rumba
yoromeku sugata mo mechakucha rumba
Your reeling figure is damned Rumba, too
furatsukinagara mo ikiteirumba
You're living the Rumba and staggering from it, too
hata kara mina dansu ni mierumba
From the field it looks like everyone is dancing
yokereba issho ni odorimasen ka
Don't you want to dance with me?
ie ie anata jya odoremasen wa
No, no, I can't dance with you
Hitori jya munashii odoro yo rumba
It feels pointless on your own, let's dance the Rumba
ototoi kiyagare hitori de rumba
You should've come yesterday, I danced the Rumba on my own
ore no nedan wo dare ga kimeta, tora ya hyou ga bokura no kokoro nimo
Who decided my price, there are tigers and panthers in my heart as well
kemonotachi ga hisomu koto shiranai kara yatsura
Because those people don't know that those beasts are hiding
yasui ne wo tsukeyagatte tokihanatsu ze
They gave you a cheap price, I'm setting them free
Saa nigemadore sono suki ni odoro yo bokutachi wa rumba
Well, let us dance the Rumba while they escape
hohoemi karuyaka ni kimi to sono hi ha kuru no ka wakaranakute
I don't know whether the day that I smile with you will come
Mr. Gokuu came on Nice Day!
He doesn't look anything like ** Masa'aki!
"** Masa'aki" is referring to Sakai Masaaki, the actor who played Gokuu in the Jdrama of Saiyuki.
Are you talking about the child version of Gokuu?
He looks like Yajirobe at best.
Mr. Gokuu!
I'm here, Kafuka-chan!
Is he a friend of yours?
You shouldn't befriend just anybody.
Mr. Gokuu is gathering the mysterious X.
X?
Mr. Gokuu is a warrior of justice.
He battles aliens that want X for themselves.
A ray gun?
Is it for fighting aliens?
If you acquire X, you can become ruler of the universe.
Yes, and for the sake of peace, I must have X.
Hmm?
X! It's over here!
Teacher!
Let's follow Mr. Gokuu.
We can fight aliens and find X together!
I'm not much of a fighter!
This-! This-! This is...!
A guy like Gokuu came.
He had an epic struggle with some purple people.
There really were aliens!
It looks like they're here.
C'mon, after him!
No, I don't wanna!
It looks like there was a battle here, too.
The aliens were thwarted by Mr. Gokuu but they escaped.
Ah!
My Kaworu cans turned into Gendo cans!
Ah!
My Ko**ta turned into some weird toy!
It appears that a strange phenomenon is occuring.
Is this steam from the hot springs?
Don't turn on the gas!
Even if you're searching for X,
there are still things you can and cannot do!
Gas and X don't have anything to do with each other!
I have no intention of dying before I commit suicide!
Where's he going now!?
Ah... This is lame. I'm going home.
High school girl, give me X!
There's no X in that girl's crotch!
There's X, but not your kind of X!
I was mistaken, but it's still a nice X.
Stop blushing!
Because I'm Gokuu!
You can't choose the means of acquiring X!
What's in this room, nyo?
It's a hikikomori's room, don.
Our teacher doesn't seem to have any intention to stop her from doing so, zaurus.
Damn! He opened Komori's room, zansu.
Bwa!
Komori's bangs!
There's no X here, either.
Miso flavor scolds the cat, kitten flavor scolds the miso...
Komori's speaking gibberish!
What! Poisonous alien radio waves!!
Teacher! It's awful!
We're being forced to follow orders via radio wave.
Everyone suddenly went to the pool!
Mayo monkey! Mayonnaise monkey!
Everyone's acting strange because of the evil radio waves.
The persimmons next door eat a lot of customers!
The Buddhist priest painted "very well" very well on the folding screen!
Tokyo Limited Express Permission Office!
Aaah! Even I'm talking weird!
I know it's sudden, but I've fallen in love with you.
Passionately, from the bottom of my heart!
Shut up, you ugly old hag!
A woman like you could never be with me!
I can't resist your violent personality.
I'm a warrior of justice. A vagabond needs no woman.
If I can't be your wife, then I'll be your mistress!
Kimura is saying strange things.
It must be because of the radio waves.
That's frightening!
The aliens aren't the ones broadcasting the radio waves.
I wonder, is it our teacher's heart?
The evil radio waves are coming from the teacher's heart!
This is no good!
Cheer up.
I won't, I won't.
This is interesting, let's watch it together.
I won't, I won't.
In order to stop the radio waves,
Mr. Gokuu tried to cheer up Teacher in many ways.
But Teacher refused to open his heart.
Before I can collect X, I must stop the radio waves!
What should I do?
Hah! What happened!?
The background suddenly turned strange!
Due to the poison waves, the metamorphosis of this world has begun!
While Gokuu was contemplating things,
Teacher's poison radio waves became just a bit stronger!
This is terrible! The whole world is in trouble!
I have to do something quickly!
Don't do anything!
Wah! It's the source of the waves!
From now on, with my poison radio waves, or in other words, the power of my Megma waves...
the true shape of the world will become visible!
The truth that's been concealed until now will be laid bare!
Uwaa!
This is the real world, which is always overflowing with despair.
Things like hope don't exist here.
And neither do kind people.
In our hearts, there's nothing but scorn and hate for strangers.
Heee!
Bwahahah! Ahahahahahah!
Hahahahahaaaah!
Hah! Before I knew it,
I somehow screamed again!
I'm in despair!
My own poison waves have affected me, my own body has left me in despair!
This is only the beginning. When the poison waves are able to spread,
the world will be overcome with the blackness of despair.
Save me!
Huh!?
The poison waves seem to have disappeared. That was an awful experience.
A book hidden in another book!
Could it be the secret of X?
Are you disappointed, Gokuu?
When you look at softcore porn hid in another book,
you usually end up disappointed.
Even for world peace,
you should never open hidden softcore!
Certainly.
I must have been wrong.
The truth is, I'm not Gokuu.
I understood that much.
Around the time I had come to earth,
when I still didn't have a friend in the world, she talked to me.
Today's weather is good.
Nice Day, Nice Day!
I was so happy.
That was when I decided to become Gokuu.
I don't understand.
How did that make him decide to become Gokuu?
But from now on, I won't be Gokuu anymore.
From now on,
I'll be Ke*shiro.
Gokuu, that's kinda...
He didn't learn his lesson at all.
Ha ha ha ha.
Even if you're Gokuu,
screw that kind of ending. This ending!
Teacher, your language!
Hold it!
Why are you Manaka instead of Nakama?
Properly explain yourself!
Even if you tell me that...
He can no longer return to outer space.
Who the heck was he, anyway?
No matter what you think, decorations for the Doll Festival are excessive.
As Confucius would say, too much is as bad as too little.
People, without even realizing it, are prone to excess.
Something like this!
And like this!
Makeup like this!
Who put her makeup on?
She did it herself.
Even though she doesn't seem to like putting on shoes and panties, she's fine with wearing makeup.
Shoes and panties... What did you say?
Maria feels bad when she wears shoes and panties.
I'm not wearing any right now!
Moving on...
Both the young and old commit acts of excess adornment!
Do you think you're Madame de Pompadour, or something?
Somebody needs to speak up, or they'll become more and more excessive!
For example, garnish on sashimi in a restaurant!
A discount store with an amusement park on top of it!
A car with too many stuffed animals won from crane games!
There certainly are people who put the seven dwarves in the back of their cars.
Usually, people who put the seven dwarves in their cars have all of them.
Of course, they're the seven dwarves.
You can't put just one of them.
But surely...
There are fancy dressers who can't go without their accessories.
Like wearing striped shirts with striped neckties,
having a Chrome Hearts ring on every finger,
or mixing and matching expensive furniture.
A lot of manga artists do that when they become famous, right?
Don't say that.
That isn't excessive!
To see someone with a striped shirt and a striped necktie...
It's high fashion!
It's because most people can't coordinate.
Émile Gallé pottery!
Gaudí architecture!
Kabuki flair!
The beauty of addition!
The source of Japanism, art nouveau!
Ah... You're talking like that, again.
Strangers will turn their backs on you!
People won't admit that they know you!
It's the worst kind of pattern!
Let's go! To where high fashion lives!
There!
Too many accessories!
It's high fashion!
That seems to be a compliment.
Thank y--
Ah! Even more excessive adornments!
This is a highly fashionable person.
That's just a lot of toppings!
You can find many highly fashionable people at places like Baskin Robbins and Starbucks.
Of course there are, but that becomes pretty expensive.
Wearing a hat on top of another hat! Another example of high fashion!
To call that high fashion is a little insulting!
I have great expectations for a house like this!
Covers on every doorknob without exception.
Handmade potpourri.
A felt supply.
Lots of different kinds of tea!
You seem to know a lot.
It's high fashion, ma'am.
Let's talk about Sylvanian figurines next time.
Posters stuck all over a game store...
Are highly fashionable!
A homeless packrat living in a park...
Is a highly fashionable person!
A DVD with so many bonuses that you don't what's being sold in the first place...
Is also a highly fashionable item.
The grand, dazzling, people of fashion!
Aren't those just excessive adornments?
There are people with excessive adornments, even if they're not like that in the real world.
Like what?
Like this.
What is this?
They're avatars.
You can change hairstyle and clothes.
On the internet, you can create a whole other self.
There are many people with excessive adornments.
What are you grinning about?
We made an avatar for you.
Teacher is a highly fashionable person!
Please don't go making people look bad!
We made one for everybody.
Could you make an avatar with excessive adornments for me as well, please?
Sure.
Um, isn't there one place you should be adding more?
There's this one incredibly simple part that...
It's plenty excessively adorned.
I found one too!
Enough is enough, take off that makeup.
I also found an excessively adorned person.
Over here!
Oh, I was wrong.
It's over here!
Mr. Jinroku is like that, too.
He looks rather plain...
Speaking of which, why are we watching him from over here?
Is that excessive adornment?
Those aren't adornments at all!
Mr. Jinroku, what did you do when you were young?
Older brother?
What are you doing to an image of god?
You'll... be cursed!
You'll be cursed!
There's only one way you can repent.
Is Teacher a highly fashionable person?
A specter will take away any part of his body that doesn't have writing on it.
I'm in despair!
A curse robbing me of my body parts unless I'm highly fashionable has left me in despair!
I'm excessively adorned!
It's not excessive at all.
What is?
I made her put some on.
Shoes, that is.
I had to put on shoes.
Gross, gross!
The world is spinning!
They're excessive adornments.
Everyone, the new semester starts today.
Huh? But it's already May.
What are you saying?
It's the former new semester.
Former new semester?
I don't understand what you mean...
The new semester according to the old calendar.
If a former new year can exist...
Then a former new semester should, too!
And not only that!
Former Christmas and former Valentine's Day should be okay, as well!
And former New Year's Eve?
Of course, that would also be appropriate.
I secretly hope that someone will give me chocolate on former Valentine's Day.
And I'm jealous of couples on former Christmas.
When exactly are former Christmas and Valentine's Day?
By the way, it's almost former Golden Week.
I'm looking forward to it.
You're planning to take a few normal working days off, I see.
That's wonderful.
Who are you?
A person who loves all things old.
Oh! You are my old friend...
Yes, your old friend...
Ehmm...
It's been so long, I can't remember your name right away.
Same here.
Aren't old friends someone you've been friends with for a long time?
Probably a friend from a long time ago.
My old friend lives in the old era, even more so than I.
Yes, because I love all things old...
I drive an old model car!
I write love letters in the old writing system!
And I use the old east coast transit line!
And I will never stop loving the old-style Zaku.
Rejoice, then!
This is the old school building!
To the old school building, to meet an old friend.
What an odd conversation...
Anyway, I love all things old and am a hobbyist of the old.
Some would say that I am like the avatar of love for old things.
Ah right, when the former Golden Week is over, it's time for former Mother's Day.
Shouldn't you at least celebrate Mother's Day on the normal day?
What are you saying?
My former mother is my real mother, after all.
I don't really get along with new mother.
So that's what he meant...
Anyway, Japanese are too resistant to old things.
I agree, old friend.
Old things aren't appreciated until they're so old they're vintage.
Where are we?
On the university campus.
Even in university clubs, newcomer freshmen are being pampered.
Meanwhile, last year's old freshmen are getting the cold shoulder.
How pitiful!
I want to cheer those girls on!
Give it your best, oldcomers!
Don't call us oldcomers!
Why?
Anyway, I hope "old" will make a comeback.
This heart of mine which loves all things old isn't simply average.
However, no matter how much you might love old things...
Don't you lack a maiden name?
You love old things so much while not having a maiden name.
That's pretty amateur-ish, don't you think?
Maiden name?
A maiden name... So nice!
I'd love to write how my maiden name used to be "Something Something" on a New Year's card, or something!
There's only one way to obtain a maiden name as a man.
And that's to marry into a family!
Please let me marry into your family!
What are you doing, all of a sudden?
Since we already belong to our teacher, that's impossible.
Don't say inappropriate things!
Ah, is that so?
I must admit, someone with my old-fashioned ways can't imitate that.
What are you doing?
Ah, she shamelessly appeared.
He kidnapped Rin-chan.
Let's marry.
And so, I will obtain a maiden name.
No!
It appeared, it's a tiger tank!
Do you think my father will let this happen?
On the contrary, I want to marry and lose my Itoshiki surname!
Give it up, Rin!
Father would happily allow this interesting turn of events!
Tokita! Do something about this insulting matter!
Understood.
You, young gentleman over there.
If you marry into our family you will indeed obtain a maiden name.
However...
You will no longer be old friends with young master Nozomu!
From old friends, you will become brothers-in-law.
Advantages and disadvantages...
I worry! Do I choose old friends or a maiden name?
That's not something most people worry about.
Now that I think of it, Teacher...
Your family is old, isn't it?
Two versus one!
On top of that, it's also an old industrial conglomerate!
Three versus one!
Tokita, that was uncalled for!
I decided!
I'm marrying into your family.
Don't!
Well then, this isn't nice for Rin-chan.
Hey you.
I will introduce some marriage partners to you.
They want to marry a Japanese man.
Choose one you like!
It'll be fine if you just sign the papers.
That's a win-win situation, indeed.
Hey!
But if you marry into one of their families, wouldn't you get their nationality, as well?
I don't really know, but...
Even if you don't marry into another family, you can obtain a maiden name.
I mean, you already have one!
Your maiden name is... Veluzoroff the 6th!
A poet who didn't do very well in 17th century St. Petersburg!
Eh? What did you say?
I'm sorry!
It's so loud here I didn't hear you!
A poet who didn't do very well in 17th century St. Petersburg!
Instead of a maiden name, isn't that my name from a former life?
So in the next life, my current name will be my maiden former name, then!
What do you think?
Won't you go with me?
Eh? No...
Let us set off together!
Aren't you my old friend?
The report from my secret messenger just came in!
You two are nothing like old friends!
You got along well only on the day of your grammar school entrance ceremony.
In other words...
One day friends.
Don't write the kanji all seperated!
You were only friends for one day.
So that's why he couldn't remember his name?
You two were only friendly to each other on the day of the school entrance ceremony.
After that, you found different friends and drifted apart.
Ah, not rare at all.
So being old friends means being friends for one day.
So then, there are other one day things too!
The Old Testament becomes...
The One Day Testament.
The One Day Japanese Army.
The One Day Hashimoto faction.
One Day Zaku.
One Day Lupin.
One Day Maiden Name!
That's called a Narita Divorce!
A "Narita Divorce" is when a couple divorces right after their honeymoon, presumably right after they step off their plane at Narita Airport in Tokyo.
ano toki deawanakerya yume de
If only we hadn't met that time
unasarenaide irareta
We wouldn't have had to see this nightmare
anata ga kono yo ni umarenakereba
If only you weren't born into this world
netami nantte, itami nantte
Things like pain and envy...
shirazu ni sunda anata ga
We wouldn't have had to experience that
moshi a-atta no wa
Suppose you had met
watashi to mattaku gyaku no hito
Someone completely different from me
makka na ito de tsunagiau no ga mieru
A connection with the red thread of fate would be visible
watashi wa aoi ito o sawatte mite yo
I will try and touch the blue thread
kono kokoro wa ima katte ni koi wo shite
This heart is falling in love on its own
katte ni kizu tsuiteru
Getting hurt on its own
sawaranaide yo
Don't touch me
kono omoi kanawanai no nara
If I can't overcome these feelings
massao na aza
A pale bruise
mune no naka no nokoru dake de
Will be all that remains in my heart
Run Eros.
Meros was in rage.
"70,000 yen for two beers is outrageous! You said there wouldn't be any additional costs!"
"No, I'm selling it at these prices, so..."
"Well, I'll go get the money then!"
"I'll hold on to one of your friends, if you don't come back I'll bury him."
Meros ran.
"Sorry, I may not come back."